Here we go...
#e2conf is just a couple of weeks away. I'm here to offer some sizzling predictions and probing questions for the conference to come.
I see in our future:
- a wild launch of marketing zazz and thinly veiled insults regarding who and who does not, in fact, get 'it'. whatever 'it' may be
- a stinging blog post about how wrong we all are, how vendors are barking up the wrong tree, how consultants and analysts are missing the boat, how this daffy work we're doing has already been done under another moniker. we'll all rubberneck, RT, and talk about it for days
- a sustained cry that the vendor voice is too loud, that we're all reconsidering whether we'll come to the next conference
- a boutique consultancy/vendor/analyst will change the name of a common viewpoint, resource, service, product pronounce it a brand new epiphany, one that will clearly change the world in a way it couldn't with another name. we will all believe it
- a stunned crop of first timers who aren't used to seeing people hug at conferences will be stunned
- people first! now lets talk about seats and integration. you know, just to get it out of the way
- some sassy late night tweeting that may disappear from the stream by morning. be sure to get them while they're hot hot hot
- a flow of snarky conference blog posts... some may in fact appear before the conference... you may in fact be reading one this very moment
And finally, I'm dying to know:
- who will be the first vendor/analyst/consultant(s) to take the heat from the Statler & Waldorf that is Twitter?
- who's demo will fail spectacularly?
- which party will be the most off the hookest?
- will the wifi work?
- will there be enough power for all of @elsua's gear?
- will I sleep at all that week?
- why can't I write a blog post that isn't a list?
Despite my tone, I'm stoked. E2 is my best chance to get more than 140's depth, catch up face to face with folks who're steeped in this work, and find out what I don't know.
I hope to see you there.
*for those who may not know my sense of humor, this is indeed humor. roll with it.
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